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FIVE GOAL THIRD PERIOD TURNS TIGHT CONTEST INTO ROUT
After upsetting the Newyarkansas Clintons in the eight overtime of Game 57 in their best 29 out of 57 series to capture the Democratic Conference Championship the Chicago Obamas were strong favorites against the Conservatron Conference Champion Arizona McSames. The Democratic Conference had been outperforming the Conservatron [...]

1.) Obama’s victory produced spontaneous dancing in the street celebrations in Harlem, Times Square, Seattle, black churches throughout the south, and in metropolitan areas around America and the world.
Obama was greeted as a liberator!

Over a thousand people in DC gathered in front of the White House chanting “Obama! Obama!”
This picture of their gathering is one [...]

For all of the angst and annoying Rachel Maddow segments about the “Bradley effect”, flakey young voter turnout, voter caging, voter suppression, the sneaky Conservatron ground game, Conservatrons insisting the “race is tightening,” corrupt electronic voting machines, Obama supporter complacency, and the polls perhaps being fundamentally wrong somehow there is one possibility that has gotten [...]

Exclusive video of the recording in which the troubled Conservatron 20 year old woman volunteer lies about being accosted by a 6′4 black Obama supported who carved the letter \”B\” on her face.

Dune Guild Navigator…

and Bush Patsy McCain

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Everybody knows that you’re whole Maverick and Country First schtick is a fraud.
But, Saddam’s lobbyist? I mean, c’mon! Dude!

Exclusive video of an actual Wasilla Assembly of God mission from earlier this year. This mission was inspired by Bishop Thomas Muthee.
Check it out here.

In April 2006, months before the Democratic Congressional sweep, I wrote this:
“The Party of Lincoln is descending into the Refuge of the Lasts. That is, the last people who disregard evolution, the last people who ignore global warming, the last people who still believe that Hussein and bin Laden were conspirators and that Iraq had [...]

Update: Larry Brooks to Flyers, Snider and NHL: Shame on you!
I’m a Devils fan so I’ve always hated the Flyers. Hating your rivals is part of what is fun in sports. There have been admirable players on the Flyers over the years, but leadership matters. An effective head of an organization filters his or her [...]

Bush Patsy McCain is pulling out of Michigan. Remember back at the start of the general election campaign how Bush Patsy McCain was going to put New York, Massachusetts, and New Jersey in play? Remember how Nilap was supposed to make Oregon and Washington State competitive again? In the immortal words of Elroy Jetson: “Eep-op-orp [...]

Every time I listened to Nilap give an answer I felt like I somehow was made stupider just by experiencing her words. Nilap spun vituperative spite with vapid homilies like the worlds most disingenuous Beatnik. It was a verbal lobotomy. It was like being a dead Egyptian emperor and getting your brains sucked out of [...]

RCP, who develops the polling averages of record for much of the Net and MSM, has very right leaning commentary. Surprise, surprise, surprise; their “polling averages” are right leaning too. It’s fivethirtyeight to the rescue with a fine dissection.

With the Conservatrons blaming Pelosi for the failure of the bill to pass, should Democrats write their own “bailout” bill? Tightening credit should be real to people shortly. Wall Street needs this done. Why not write a bill that is designed to pass with just Democrats? Tax executive pay, bail out actual homeowners, reregulate the [...]

Bush Patsy “Diva” McCain’s silly histrionics scuttled a substantial amount of the usual expectations setting pre-game. Because of this I think that the punditocracy forgot that most undecideds or persuadables, at this point, are people that have not paid a lot of attention to the campaign yet. For these folks, Obama is, reasonably, far newer [...]

What is it about Devils turncoats that makes them Conservatrons?

Dear Mr. Obama:
I have a biked home from work on my lunch hour to shoot these thoughts out into the ether.
For many of us loyal Democrats, the best part of your campaign was in your acceptance speech when you declared “enough!” to the last eight years of Conservatron nightmares and promised to debate Bush Patsy [...]

Perhaps “Randomizer” should Bush Patsy McCain’s nickname, or even better, “Diva.”
After careening from miscellaneous position to meaningless statement about the financial crisis, Bush Patsy McCain dropped out of the first debate. He “suspended” his campaign to be non-partisan in DC even if doing so was an obvious partisan ploy.
Bush Patsy McCain’s actions in DC are [...]

As I wrote below, when he has no clue Bush Patsy McCain does whatever and hopes that something sticks. Is this really the temperment that America wants in its Presidency? Maybe Bush Patsy McCain will have something meaningful to say after his time out.

Since 9/15/08 Bush Patsy McCain has: Called the fundamentals of the economy strong, then said he meant the American workers, been against the AIG bailout, been for the AIG bailout, called for a commission to study the economic free fall, thrown some innuendo sleaze balls about Obama and “connections” to Freedie Mae and Fannie Mac [...]

Interesting breakdown of the viewership of the conventions: blacks were more likely that any other ethnic group to watch both conventions.
This appears a bit odd at first glance. There is an obvious reason for blacks to be especially interested in the Democratic Convention this year, but why the intent viewership of the Conservatron convention? There [...]

Here. This also disturbed me when I heard about it. I have nothing against hunting, but cruelty is cruelty.

What seems like two years ago, but was really a bit over two weeks ago I wrote this:
“A nice getting to know you might have sufficed had Nilap’s supposed claim to reformer fame not been contradicted by past actions, like being for the Bridge To Nowhere before she was against it. To earn America’s respect [...]

By selling “Obama Waffles” at the Family Research Council value voters summit. I actually think that the purveyors of this Klazy Klarody Kloduct are actually telling the truth when they say that it is meant to poke fun at Obama’s policy positions, rather than being overt racism. Think about it.
Oh, and check out the Sarah [...]

You realize that education and practice make opinions pertinent to those experiences more informed, not less informed
You know what the Bush Doctrine is… or at least think that your Vice-President should
You do not think that having the ability to peruse the land mass of a foreign nation from America makes you qualified to be Vice-President
You [...]

It’s a brushfire spreading, feeding as it moves
It’s a disappeared glacier, it’s an airborne flu
It’s your disbelieving eyes locked in concrete miles
It’s your yawning conscious and your lawyer’s smile
It’s an occupied country, foaming at the mouth
No smoking gun, no mushroom cloud
It’s a military mother with a boy in hell
And it’s a flag draped casket [...]